June 2012
3 posts
1 tag
“I think the reason why twentysomethings are so fixated on age is because we feel...”
– Why Do Twentysomethings Always Feel So Old | Ryan O’Connell (via juneandafter)
May 2012
46 posts
Scrapbooking
I picked it during high school but I haven’t worked on anything for a couple of years… I think it’s time to get back into it this summer.
GOAL: Finish an entire album before school starts back up in August. Very doable!
Watcheuphoricstateofmind:
Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap
lol i just watched this on perez! gary barlow coming in on that keyboard though haha!
Fuck Yeah Lakers: Might I add, the most telling... →
fuckyeahlakers:
Might I add, the most telling quote that I heard last night after the game was Magic Johnson. We all know Magic spoke out in the Denver series saying the Mike Brown would get fired if we lost that series, and it was kind of like, “ok Magic. Chill.” Then yesterday he said this, and it was like he…
Deathly Hallows Part 2 is on the Telly
taonglayas:
Did anyone else feel emotionally attached to Prof. MacGonagall?
yes! but i think i was emotionally attached to the fact Maggie Smith was battling cancer as she was filming. made prof. mcgonagall more of a badass than she already was lol.
1 tag
“God forbid you ever had to wake up to hear the news
‘Cause then you...”
– Everlast (What It’s Like)
My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
That One Idiom...
“Those who can, do; Those who can’t, teach.”
It’s a load of crap… it should be more like this:
“Those who can, do; Those who can do more, teach.”
If You Want Something
Make it happen
April 2012
26 posts
